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“Extremely Funny” – The New York Times



“I wanted to let you know that Jonathan was wonderful on Saturday!  The audiences loved him and people were complimenting him all night long!  One woman stopped me in the bathroom and told me she hadn’t laughed that hard in 20 years!” – Becky Nadzadi, SUNY Oswego



“What a great act. You’re just a wonderful performer and we’ll be seeing a lot of you I’m sure.”
– Penn Jillette



“Nebraska Wesleyan University students find Jonathan Burns incredibly funny. So do I! What a treat for a college audience to have someone with so much talent, as acrobat, juggler, magician, and funny man all wrapped into one whimsical, smart, engaging package.”
– Dr Fred Ohles, Nebraska Wesleyan University President



“Jonathan Burns brings his originality, innovation and outrageous antics to the stage in a style that’s all his own.”
The Capitol Newspaper, Annapolis, MD



“Oh my… Well Done!”
– James Corden, The Late Late Show



“Jonathan Burns performed at our Client Appreciation event in November and brought the house down! He was hilarious and now four month later I continue to have clients sharing with me just how much they enjoyed the evening and Jonathan’s Flexible Comedy act (so much so that I felt compelled to write). The age range in our audience went from 8 years old to 80+ and Jonathan had them all laughing. I cannot thank Jonathan enough, the evening was a smash and I would highly recommend him for any function where top notch entertainment is desired!”
– Tracy Bush, Legacy Financial Associates



“Whoa! Beautiful Job!”
– David Letterman, The Late Show



“Jonathan Burns Recipe:
Add 2 3/4 cups of Stretch Armstrong.
A generous rub of Steve Martin.
Bake the head of Bill Gates at genius level.
When hot, serve to your audience for that fresh laughter taste.”
– Tony Baloney (Forgot to Laugh: Sideshow and Animation Festival)



“Just a little bit crazy, and hilariously funny.”
Campus Activities Magazine